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Get Naked Bath Mat
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Bath mats. One of those boring, grown up purchases that are usually more of a need than a want. Until now. Yep, that's right, bath mats are finally becoming cool.

This one is in a cool monochrome colourway, with simple, bathroom appropriate, yet slightly risque text, urging you to get naked. Snigger.

The get naked bath mat measures 70 x 50 cm and is made from 100% cotton with an anti-slip backing.

COVID-19 Delivery Update: We're currently dispatching twice weekly with orders usually being dispatched within 2-4 working days. Most orders are arriving within 3-6 (working) days of being dispatched, however we advise allowing at least 10 working days. Express delivery is not currently available, however if you are buying a gift and need it to arrive by a certain date please email us - we can usually assist. You can read our full Covid-19 Update here.

Standard delivery within the UK Mainland is £4. Orders usually arrive in 3-5 working days (but can take longer during busy periods). Delivery to all other UK locations can take an extra 1-2 days. All UK orders above £75.00 qualify for free delivery. For small items (cards, tea towels etc) that can be sent as a large letter, postage is just £1.50.

We also offer free local delivery - please enter code SE15 within the SE15, SE16, SE4 or SE14 post codes

We have temporarily stopped shipping internationally.

We want you to be delighted with your order, but if for any reason you are not then you can return your order to us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund.  Please send to:

Albert & Moo
44 Manwood Road

Unless your items are broken or faulty, you will be liable for the return costs to us. If your product has arrived damaged please send us a photo via email to and we will advise you further.