You're My Favourite Prick Card
Whilst we appreciate a gushy, sentimental card is sometimes what's needed, what we really like are cards that make us laugh.??
So this card, featuring our fave, the cactus, and a slightly rude pun, had our name written all over it.
It comes with a pink envelope, and is blank inside for your own message, making it suitable for birthdays, Valentines, anniversaries, and well, pretty much all occasions really.
Standard delivery within the UK Mainland is £3.50 and takes 2-5 working days once dispatched. Delivery to all other UK locations can take an extra 1-2 days. All UK orders above £50.00 qualify for free delivery. For small items that will fit inside an A4 envelope or jiffy bag, postage is just £1.50.
An express tracked service is available at £7.50, taking 1-2 working days once dispatched. We aim to dispatch within 24 hours (excluding weekends).
We also offer free local delivery - please enter code SE15 within the SE15, SE16, SE22, SE4 or SE14 post codes.
Most items can be delivered outside of the UK (not plants). Delivery to Europe is £10 and usually arrives within 4-8 working days. For Rest of World, it's £15 and takes up to 12 working days.
We want you to be delighted with your order, but if for any reason you are not then you can return your order to us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund. Please send to:
Albert & Moo
95A Rye Lane
Unless your items are broken or faulty, you will be liable for the return costs to us. If your product has arrived damaged please send us a photo via email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will advise you further.